"E-book Reading Man" Lyrics
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More lyrics from the musical interludes featured during the Booklist Reference program, "Why Can’t an E-book Be More Like the Print".
E-book Reading Man
Lyrics by David Tyckoson
(to the tune of "Truck Driving Man")
Went in to a library in Texas
A nice old classic Carnegie
Saw lots of books on the shelving
But was looking for some that were E
(chorus)
Download me another e-book, madame
For they are the best in the land
I need another hit
Mystery or wit
To be a satisfied e-book readin’ man.
The librarian brought me a print book
I thanked her but set it right aside
She went back to her desk
While I did the rest
And logged right on into Overdrive
(chorus)
Download me another e-book, madame
For they are the best in the land
Fiction or not
Let’s see what you’ve got
Cause all kinds of e-books are grand.
I thanked the pretty lady as I was leavin'
With a Kindle full of new reads
But she needs to discern
And really ought to learn
How to satisfy an e-book readin’ man.
(chorus)
Download me another e-book, madame
For they are the best in the land
Take this here nook
And add some e-books
To satisfy this e-book readin’ man.
